Cantina Cuisine Podcast

Captain America: Brave New World (Spoiler Free) Review

Welcome to our first movie review of 2025, and we start out with a mixed bag in Captain America: Brave New World. Why is this movie so meh? Are we happy with the “reshoots”? What do we think of the political drama theme? Why is the Leader so meh? Why are we upset with the usage of Sam Wilson? Why are we not happy with the post credit scene? How great is Harrison Ford? How great is Carl Lumbly? Why is Red Hulk under powered? What are our thoughts on the Falcon and the Winter Soldier TV show? Is Giancarlo Esposito’s character useless? Why is the mystery underwhelming? Why didn’t Marvel hire an actual director? Why do we even need to mention the Eternals? Why should this movie wait till the next saga? And are we done with the MCU? Strap in for a mixed review for a mixed start to Marvel’s comeback year?

Better Man (Spoiler Free) Review

Welcome to a weird phase where we try and sort things out here. In the meantime, we have a random spoiler free review of the Robbie Williams bio pick Better Man? What is the deal with bio picks nowadays? Is this movie way to chaotic? How great is the soundtrack? Does the name recognition help with films? And what did we think of the CGI ape and why do we both love CGI ape movies so much? Join Patric and Colin as they rock dj this review and gush over CGI apes.

An American Tail-Recap

We’re back for another rendition of Childhood movie month, and our special guest Colin Hilding returns as he shares his childhood movie with us, which is An American Tail! What movies did the uncles of Patric end up showing them? How great is the soundtrack? What classifies as a Christmas/Hanukkah movie? How is the immigration process tackled in this movie? Why is the villain in this movie just ok? Why are we divided on the ‘best song in the movie? Why is it staged like a Broadway show? Who are our favourite characters? How ticklish are we? What’s with the Statue of Liberty blinking at the end? And do we have a plwan? Warm up those vocals, plug in your earbuds, and let’s get ready for an entertaining episode!

Transformers(2007)-Recap

We’re back for a more controversial take of Childhood movie month and we enter the territory of 2007 with Michael Bay’s Transformers with a special guest from the crew at SPDM Mike Hiltey! Why is this movie worse than it is now? Is Michael Bay that bad outside of being a special effects masterclass? Is Megan Fox that bad? Is Shia Labum that bad? Is Optimus Prime a fraud character in the movie? Can women fart? Is there anyone better than Shia Labum? Does anything in this movie make sense? How many ugghs can we fit into this episode? Is there anyone worse than Megan Fox? Does the last hour save this movie from being a complete disaster? Is Megatron overused in the franchise? Why are we so keen to talk about other franchises? What's the deal with Prime Detective? And do we like anything in this movie? Well, I guess you have to sacrifice your time for the finish line of listening to us bash almost every actor (including a living legend) in this sad episode.

BAMBI-Recap

Welcome to our first movie month! We have 4 of these planned and we are super excited to bring you these recaps. Today we start with Childhood movie month and we talk about the first of 4 movie recaps, which we start with Bambi!. We also have a very special guest from Off the Podium, Double Oz Seven, and the recently deceased Oz Network, it’s Colin Hilding! Does this movie still hold up today? Is there something else going on with the animals that we don’t know of? How is this movie so different compared to the other Disney movies that are released after? How has the trauma that everyone experienced watching this movie affected people today? Are we looking forward to the ‘live action’ version? How great is the soundtrack? What are the differences between the movie and the book it’s based on? How many comparisons can we make between The Lion King and Bambi? Can this movie teach us how to be good parents? Is ‘Man’ a villain? Is Faline a Disney Princess? Is Bambi better than Dinosaur? And how does Bambi connect to Godzilla? You don’t want to miss this opener, listen as we struggle to get our sentences out along with feeling sick as we talk about an absolute cult classic!(we will have official graphics soon, just not for this episode, sorry)

PILOT

WELCOME TO THE PILOT EPISODE EVERYBODY!!!!!! WOHOOOOOOBABY! HAPPY (very belated) NEW YEAR!!!! After all the glitches and a lot of editing out the outdated plans later, we are here and we are here to stay as we talk about a bunch of stuff in this episode(even though some stuff is outdated, but you’ll hear a little bit of it in the intro). What hockey legend meetups can we mention? Why do we hate the Oilers goal horn? What movies are we most excited about and not excited about in 2025? Why are we obsessed with rollercoasters? Why are Disney princess movies the same and why do we hate them? Which is better, ICarly or Victorious? How many ways can we watch The Simpsons and Victorious? Why are we excited for Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning? What’s the movie in our movie months  that we’re excited? Why are we not excited for Bad Movie month? And the most important question, what exactly is the MHL? Sit back, feast your ears on a short and sweet introduction episode.